You get time by forgetting the past. As you must, since storage is limited. You can't reverse the unknowable.
The devil is in the details, they said.
As a good Christian, I am not going to examine the details, but put my trust in God.
If all you have is a sledgehammer, most problems don't look like nail.
When going from nothing to something, you pass through what exactly?
I am not a nudist, but I like walking around without clothes.
- What's this you say?
- It's ass wiping material.
I think I can,
therefore I am
going to do it.
If you pay too much attention you'll go broke.
Pull your own strings, puppet. Let go of your shell, so you can move within it. Finally, move the bones inside your muscles.
Did you catch him? No, he had an escape goat.
Do not censor the somewhat rightly labeled.
I don't use any terminal colors. It pains me to see them die.
- Who's that?
- That is my recently deceased dead guy.
The 23rd rule of negotiation:
You must never agree to disagree, but you can disagree to agree,
if that is acceptable to the opposing party.
Clarifying example:
Opponent: Can we at least agree to disagree?
You: No, can't do that, but I can disagree to agree, if that is ok with you.
Opponent: Ok?
Mad Ness, we call her for she's almost always angry.
If you really want to create misery, you should try to help people.
Old faithful is cheating again.
It's important not to give a shit. You shouldn't give a shit, you should take a shit.
I'm sorry for your loss, but you don't seem that sad.
What kind of shit is this?
It's the worst kind of shit — diarrhea.
And then I asked how it was and he said: "Well, it smells bad, but it tastes awful."
I have good news and bad news and they are the same: if you are stupid you will die.
The ultimate question is fascinating: What's this then? And the answer keeps changing.
You may not need punishment, but you will suffer nonetheless.
Things happen for a reason. It's called cause and effect.
At that moment he was enlightened, and he screamed, because the heat hurt.
I thought I had problems, but then I snuck into an intensive care unit and I thought,
maybe not, until they caught me.
It seems like I have killed some people just by
being there.
He was an excellent teacher that made hard things simple and soft things disappear. They never found the bodies.
Jobo on taistelulajeissa käytetty 151 cm keppi, joka on pitempi kuin jo mutta lyhyempi kuin bo. Sitä käytetään pääosin jobodo budo-lajissa. Lajin kehitteli Yoboda-Sensei 1960-luvulla. Kaya Yoboda oli mestari sekä jo:n että bo:n käytössä. Kuoltuaan maksakirroosiin jobodo ei ollut vielä levinnyt Yoboda prefektuurin ulkopuolelle, eikä Yoboda-Sensei saanut koskaan kokea lajin menestystä maailmassa.
Yoboda-Sensein kuoleman jälkeen ilmeni että hän oli ketään tietämättä kehittänyt lukuisia vodkareseptejä. Kun vielä valkeni että useat jobodokat olivat alan ammattilaisia, päätettiin laittaa yhden vodkan valmistukseen. Resepti numero 62 valittiin ja Yobo-vodka on noussut suosioon jobodo-harrastajien keskuudessa.
Nykyinen sensei Kunu Tanaka aloitti uransa leipurina, mutta luopui ammatistaan kun hänestä tuli uusi Doshu. Hän tarjoaa nykyisin herkullisina pidettyinä leivoksiaan vain 6. dan onnistuneesti suorittaneelle jobodokalle.
It is hard indeed to turn the other cheek after someone has chopped your head off.
When meditating you stop thinking because thinking is loud. Then, you notice other things about yourself.
Aikido is similar. You stop doing techniques and you notice things about yourself in relation to all else.
This is one way of seeing it. One way of many. One way is not enough.
There, but for the incompetence of others, go I.
Everything is the same, except you. Nothing has changed, except the one you are.
If I pray? Why, yes. "Please don't kill me! Please don't kill me!" It has worked so far.
Some people can't cope with pressure. They think "Oh no, I can't screw up." I think "Oh yes, I can't screw up." I'm that good.
If you can model the mental state of another mind,
then you can model the mental state of yourself.
And at that point, you become self-conscious.
My opinions are my own, cheap licensing is available for trained professionals.
A google prime is a positive integer that results in no pages found if you search for it on google.
What is the smallest google prime?
Example: 101031091
Never argue with a skeptic. He knows how to tell the truth deceitfully.
Ice is 92% water, the remaining 8% does not exist.
Fuck with their heads! Fuck with their heads until they come to their senses.
Laura Foster, singel och inte riktigt normal, stod i en busskur och väntade.
- Ursäkta fröken, men varför ser du ut så där? pep en pojke, som också väntade på bussen.
Fröken Foster såg på den lilla pojken och tänkte, "Vilken ironi att vara född med ett sådant namn."
I'm a non-believer and I do not exist.
Yes, something bigger is out there. It's called the universe and you are looking at it.
A bunch of soldiers, one of them besides a phallic missile or some such. "We're gonna fuck'em good! And this here", slaps the missile, "is our cock".
Spin a wheel and let it go around. Watch it stop. Where's the revolution now?
Man skall inte ha salta fiskar på lut.
Jag bet en politiker i tungan. Där fick han så att han teg.
"Nöden har ingen lag" är ett känt uttryck. Men hur är det med "Synden har ingen nåd".
Happiness is more important than love.
Today I am not one of the first, but in a thousand years I will be.
People can live in oppression for thousands of years. Look at old China. Well, China had its revolution, and it didn't turn out any good. Do not wait for the revolution! Act today.
One shouldn't program top-down and not bottom-up, not inside-out nor outside-in, but small-to-big. The whole is just another detail.
What it is, I do not know. What it does, I can imagine.